My Trials and
Wearing Pink or Purple or Pumpkin
It the early 1980's,
Joanne Piped me for the first time. It happened fast.
As I walked past her desk wearing my new Jack Nicklaus pink blazer
she pointed a finger at me and said PIP. She then explained how
PIP meant I was pretty in pink. Now whenever I see someone I want
to talk to wearing a P color, I say its a pretty P, similar to my P
If your getting a good reception you explain that some one else can PIP
you today but I can only do it once, unless she changes to a purple, plum
or ... Should you get to see the person again, maybe a little cute
something in P would be appropriate.
Red Heads Have More Fun
Whenever I meet a person
with red hair I act concerned
because my dad always warned me about read heads.
According to dad, blonds say they have more fun buts
its red heads who really have fun.
Streak Hair Disease Gets Mixed Reviews!
When talking with someone
with a streak in their hair I would act
concerned and ask how they got red or blond or gray hair disease.
I'm kind of old and these were young people were usually working at the super market and the reaction was
just OK. I wonder if you could use a
red hair streak as a lead for method # 2? Does a red streak apply indicate
Let me know! email@example.com
I'm half Italian, half Polish, and all good looking.
This works meeting baby boomers but I'm not sure it is good when meeting
young people. Let me know.